Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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