I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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