Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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