i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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