Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
MIDGETS
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
