He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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