It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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