you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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