brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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