there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I am available for nakedness
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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