just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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