Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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