Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
