dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
