Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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