We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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