Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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