I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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