And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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