My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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