So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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