And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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