That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
