That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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