we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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