? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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