So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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