No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I have already put on my inside pants.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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