no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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