So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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