Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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