dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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