I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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