So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
