GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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