I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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