Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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