i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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