So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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