Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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