OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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