Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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