matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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