I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
