Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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