physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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