This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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