There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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