Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
