We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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