there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
if only i could text you this smell
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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