i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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