Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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