windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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